Posts Tagged ‘funny’

23
Mar

Star Wars Quotes That Should Not Be Used in Sex Situations

   Posted by: Janahan Balasingham    in Random

I came across a thread in IMDB with these quotes. Hilarious stuff. I copied some of them here. Read the rest of this entry »

Tags: ,

20
Mar

Embarassing Dating Experiences

   Posted by: Janahan Balasingham    in Experience, Personal, Relationships

I’m sure all of you who has gone on dates have had some embarassing stories to tell. I have my share of embarassing moments as well. And for those who know me well, I don’t recover from embarassment that fast and typically ruin the day/night because of it.

Read the rest of this entry »

Tags: , , ,

12
Nov

What Celebrities Say

   Posted by: Janahan Balasingham    in Random

Brooke Shields – “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.”

Arnold Schwazenegger – “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

Britney Spears – “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan simply because I don’t like eating fish and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

Read the rest of this entry »

Tags: , ,

18
Jul

Die Hard 5 Trailer Sneak Preview

   Posted by: Janahan Balasingham    in Random

This is just a funny posting I saw in IMDB. Very hilarious.

Die Hard 5 picks up 25 years after Live Free & Die Hard. Here’s the trailer:

(trailer voice) Retirement is a time when seniors enjoy the sunset of their lives…living out their final days reflecting on their past…but at Shady Acres Rest Home, an AARP terrorist group has seized control of the retirement community’s pudding stash and hold 150 senior citizens hostage. However, there’s one senior they didn’t count on…

John McClane: “…yipee kay yea mother fu…(cough…cough..hack…)”

He’s old…he’s got arthritis…and he’s constipated…but he’s out of retirement and back in action.

Terrorist: “…Mr. McClane…no more pudding for you (evil laughter)…”

John McClane: “…we’ll see about that (a battle ensues)…oh *beep* dentures!…Old Man Harry…help me out…I need my teeth”

Old Man Harry: “…what?…you need to pee?…”

Twentieth Century Fox Presents – Die Hard 5: Just Die Already

…coming to a rest home near you…

 

Tags: , ,

9
Jul

Philosophy in Life

   Posted by: Janahan Balasingham    in Random

1. அண்ணன் மனைவியை அண்ணின்னு கூப்பிடலாம்.
ஆனா தம்பி மனைவியை தண்ணின்னு கூப்பிட முடியாது

2. என்னதான் கராத்தேயில பிலாக் பெல்ட் வாங்கினாலும்
சொறி நாய் தொரத்தினால் ஓடத்தான் வேணும்.

Read the rest of this entry »

Tags: ,